Oh, my poor darling website. I have neglected you so. Here, have one of these:

Teddy Edwards drew this. He will be famous one day.

From an English paper I wrote last year on the similarities between Beowulf and Superman:

Since his inception in 1938, Superman has become a cultural icon, especially in the United States; the only thing more American than an obscenely powerful yet restrained superhuman in a red and blue suit would be a statue of Ty Cobb made of hot dogs and apple pie.

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST

For those of you who are wondering why I want to go to SDCC.

THIS IS WHY

I guess my drag queen superhero comic isn’t that far-fetched an idea after all.

Check the date on that article. Nineteen-fucking-seventy-three.

My favourite line:

“We didn’t even ask questions,” said the Rev. Ray Broshears, 38. “We just took out our pool cues and started flailing ass.”

These guys need a low-budget ’70s-style exploitation flick made about them. Complete with cheesy voiceover. Now.